TR EMERITUS

He was born in Taiwan but came here when he was a kid. He went through our local schools like any Singaporean kid, not in one of those international schools. He served his National Service and did not twang. He served diligently to become an officer. Chen Show Mao is truly one of us. And he was a foreign talent of sort but chose... 

Instalment 3 ‘I know this is a five-seat Constituency.  Who’s not here?’ ‘Hope Ful.’ ‘Sir, you have one minute left.’ ‘Bitch!’  He couldn’t help himself.  ‘Aung?!  Where is Aung?’ He turned around, and came face-to-face with an underling.  ‘Great Leeder.' ‘Where is Aung?’ ‘He’s gone, sir. ... 

Instalment 2 ‘What about Jarastafar in Red Hair Bridge?’ Looking up from his communicator, the underling said, ‘not yet, sir.’ Frowned / smiled again. ‘Wait, Great Leeder.  Jarastafar has arrived at Red Hair Bridge.  It seems he was mobbed by his Darkstarian supporters along the way.’ ‘Animals!’  Thought Great...