TR EMERITUS

Recently, my white MP, Knock on my door, and very *kek ki.. (*polite) Say 'I've worked so hard, so vote for me', 'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinity'.. I said 'Dear MP of my GRC', 'Dun remember seeing u, so please pardon me'.. 'I only saw you on TV', 'Dozing off and *jiak liao bee'..(*waste of rice) Last GE I voted... 

PAP gives goodies only for election's sake, Because their grip on power is at stake, Remember their generosity is nothing but fake, Whatever the PAP gives... just grab and take, And what they give you is your very own cake, A cake that you had worked so hard to bake, So polling day a right decision you must make, On the PAP... 

MUIS to the Muslims is a big disgrace, It isn't independent in the first place, Because it got set up by the PAP’s grace, So the PAP it will naturally want to embrace, MUIS is only good at tying Kuan Yew’s shoe lace, To the PAP it will bend its religion and race, And work according to its pay master’s pace, It deserve...